Real DevOps do/dont – a list

[hint: this is not a serious post, I'm sorry if you feel attacked by this]

Inspired by Google search results for "Real Devs dont" (https://www.google.com/search?q=%22real+developers+dont%22).

Real Devs don't use UI - they use CLIs instead (https://terminaltrove.com/).

Real Devs don't need an IDE like VSCode, instead they code in production using Vim (and of course real devs use Nano. No, Emacs, https://xkcd.com/378/ ).

Real Devs don't use frameworks, they use libs.

No, real devs build their own programming language too https://github.com/cweagans/awesome-diy-software, https://github.com/rohitchormale/awesome-diy?tab=readme-ov-file.

Real Devs don't comment their code, there is no time for that.

Real Devs don't test their code, instead they throw all changes in production to save time.

Real Devs don't use their trackpad, instead they do practice touch typing (https://www.typingstudy.com/) and learn every app shortcut by heart, or build their own.

Real Devs don't need unit tests, instead they build programming skills.

Real Devs don't use debuggers, instead they stare at the stack trace for hours.

Real Devs don't joke or laugh at work, instead they blame every failure on poor colleagues competency.

Real Devs don't use Website builders, instead they code in raw HTML and CSS and throw JS away.

Real Devs don't trust anyone.

Real Devs use mechanical keyboards.