[hint: this is not a serious post, I'm sorry if you feel attacked by this]
Inspired by Google search results for "Real Devs dont" (https://www.google.com/search?q=%22real+developers+dont%22).
- Real Devs don't use UI - they use CLIs instead (https://terminaltrove.com/).
- Real Devs don't need an IDE like VSCode, instead they code in production using Vim.
- Real Devs don't use frameworks, they use libs.
- No, real devs build their own programming language too https://github.com/cweagans/awesome-diy-software, https://github.com/rohitchormale/awesome-diy?tab=readme-ov-file.
- Real Devs don't comment their code, there is no time for that.
- Real Devs don't test their code, instead they throw all changes in production to save time.
- Real Devs don't use their trackpad, instead they do practice touch typing (https://www.typingstudy.com/) and learn every app shortcut by heart, or build their own.
- Real Devs don't need unit tests, instead they build programming skills.
- Real Devs don't use debuggers, instead they stare at the stack trace for hours.
- Real Devs don't joke or laugh at work, instead they blame every failure on poor colleagues competency.
- Real Devs don't use Website builders, instead they code in raw HTML and CSS and throw JS away.
- Real Devs don't trust anyone.