The 🐢 engineer has good guts but often seems slow compared to the 🐰 engineer.
The 🐰 engineer is quick at decision and gives impression of progress to the product owner often disappointed with the slow pace of change of the 🐢.
The 🐢 is busy battle testing the draft he's about to integrate in the product, suddenly he finds out the new bugs were introduced recently by the 🐰, and decides to postpone his work while focusing on debugging the shit.
In the meantime, the customer complains because of the new bugs introduced in latest release by the 🐰 engineer.
The product owner is worried and decides fixing this bug is a priority.
- The 🐢 engineer was already investigating the bug and proposes a fix.
- The 🐰 engineer cannot wait for the 🐢 to fix the bug and already merges new changes in the stable branch so the new release will not only be bug free but also deliver new quality shit.
- The 🐢 is busy integrating and retesting all the new changes made by the 🐰 as it seems those changes includes critical changes of the core authentication layer and library updates that had nothing to do with the features the 🐰 was working on.
- 🐰 lacks time for testing for side effects, so his changes bring bugs 💩, whatever, at least code is delivered, whether it works, that is someone else's problem (🐢 of course).
- The 🐰 becomes impatient at the slow 🐢 and decides to create a hotfix 💥 and deliver his changes to production.
The customer is still unhappy 😠.
Ignoring the new bugs, the product owner finds it's time for 🐢 to deliver things too, but is happy the 🐰 is done.
The 🐢 will be busy with kids at home while also thinking about all new bugs caused by 🐰.
The 🐰 thinks and claims 🐢 is not delivering and working enough hours.
The 🐢 is tortured with this lack of teamwork and with all the shit 💩 that is being merged in the codebase by the 🐰.
The 🐰 says it's time to hire more people and he knows other 🐰 who can help and it would be nice if the 🐢 worked more like 🐰 is doing.
The 🐢 suggests to focus on quality and teamwork and slow down but the 🐰 and the product owner look at him suspiciously.
The product owner suggests the 🐢 to consider leaving the team if he's not happy with the way things are. Because in the end, speed and working long hours are important even if results are not perfect.
🤦 "fuck this shit". A few weeks later, 🐢 has left.
The 🐢 is working in a good team nowadays 🤲, where testing is a thing ✅, quality is under control 👌, documentation matters ✍️, and collaboration is a foundation 🤲💪.
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How the situation should be managed instead by the PO / Lead.
https://workchronicles.substack.com/p/comic-be-like-bob-he-works-long-hours
Don't be like the 🐰-> See broken window theory.